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You'd better watch yourself next time, abandoner! |
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We've gotta stop that oversized Abraham Lincoln! |
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Your magic is old and outdated, Jesus! twah. Just like you are. |
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Mr. Blaine has said that by killing ourselves in Washington, we are
guaranteed everylasting happiness in the afterlife! |
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We all believe in the power of good over evil. Except for Buddha, of
course, who doesn't believe in evil. |
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Well, this is what I believe in now, Stan. And if you can't respect
that... then I guess we're not best friends anymore. |
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Uh oh. My husband warned me about you Blainiacs. I'm sorry, but I'm
a Catholic. |
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Soon, the government will even have to give us tax-exempt status as
a bona fide religion. |
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Using the wood that Krishna cut down as a beaver, Jesus uses his master
carpentry skills to make a giant mold. |
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Meanwhile, in the ocean depths, Seaman seeks out water to mix with
the concrete. |
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Using his power of Taoism, Lao Tse becomes one with the giant stone
John Wilkes Booth. |
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Congratulations, young Blainetologists. From this day, you are clean. |
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Prepare to be cleansed and release the magic inside you. |
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You must understand, brother Kyle, twah, you know too much about the
Church. If you left now, you'd become a danger to our cause. |
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He's a magician named David Blaine, dude. He kicks ass. |
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The suicide pact will go as planned. If we die, we all die together. |
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Don't leave us, David Blaine! |
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Then I guess... I'm a dumbass. |
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Ladies and gentlemen, may we have silence, please, as magician David
Blaine will now eat... his... own... head. |
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David Blaine is going to put on a big magic show in Denver tonorrow
night, where he's going to eat his own head. |
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And so, Jesus and his companions leave Washington. But their return
is assured, for there will always be a need for... the Super Best Friends! |
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It appears this David Blaine is as dangerous as you and your young
friend had feared. |
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His magic is interesting, but will it put food on your table? Feeding
the hungry - now that is a miracle! |
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I don't want to kill myself. They rigged this thing to fill with water! |
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No, I'm sorry. I picked the four of hearts. |
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Now freeze over the pool so no one else can drown themselves! |
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...And if you look here, you can see how David Blaine performed the
miracle of being frozen in ice at Times Square. |
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So can I go to the Magic Camp, to learn how to become a full member?
All the other guys are doin' it, and it's only $69.95. |
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A part of what?! Some gaywad magician's crazy life plan?! |
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Ike, eat your gefilte fish. |
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Yes! But this time, I've brought some help! Super Best Friends! |
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Blainetology is for everyone. There are Blainetologists who are Catholics,
Buddhists - why even Kyle here is a Goddamn Jew. |
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Did you hear that, guys? We're finally gonna die! |
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This is the hall of the super best friends, Stanley, the headquarters
for those who stand for what's right. |
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Kyle, you have to hold your breath! |
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I'm so thankful for David Blaine's book, and, I'm so thankful that
he showed me the way to true happiness but, I think about his plan often. |
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Then I guess you win this time, Super Best Fools! But I'll be back! |
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...Um... Let me think, um... a giant stone John Wilkes Booth? |
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Blainetology offers you the key to living your life to the fullest!
Will you join us? |
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Oh my God, they've killed Kenny! |
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Oh yes, you see, David Blaine is much more than a magician. He's a
scholar, a visionary, a leader. |
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Oh, I've got a trick for you to learn: I can show you how to make your
true self appear. |
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That could be difficult, Brother Kyle. But alright, listen: Why don't
we sleep on it? If we decide to leave the faction, we can... do it in
the morning. |
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Look at us, dude. These people are trying to change us somehow. I think
it's time we went home. |
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Thank you. I've been traveling from town to town for quite a while.
I've started quite a following, mostly because of my levitation tricktwah.
Watch. |
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Behold! I havd here fives loaves of bread and three fish. Certainly
not enough to feed this entire crowd, but now - turn around... |
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Ike, for the love of Abraham, you are gonna eat this. |
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Uh this feller David Blaine. He's doin' magic tricks. Hey, where'd
you get that ice cream? |
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You wanna go get a room so you can make out for a while? |
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We've just gotten word from Mr. Blaine himself: The government has
denied our church's request for tax-exempt status! |
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Meanwhile, at the Hall of Super Best Friends... |
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Meanwhile, in the nation's capital, Blainetologists from all over the
country have gathered to commit mass suicide! |
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Meanwhile, at the White House... |
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Meanwhile, at the Super Best Friends League... |
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Stanley, I want you to meet some of the super best friends... |
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You're good to bring this to my attention, Stan. Cults are a very dangerous
thing. |
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More than friends, young boy, we are super best friends, with the desire
to fight for justice. |
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Moses, scan this tape. Can you tell us the source of Blaine's power? |
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Of course, no. David Blaine is a real person. You may have seen his
television specials on ABC. He also wrote a book, and we'd like to share
it with you. |
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Whoa whoa, I'm not going anywhere. |
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Come, Brother Kyle, we have no time for him. |
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If you look through David Blaine's incredible book, you'll find a lot
of life's answers. Let's read some of the book together, shall we? |
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There has to be a way to destroy it. Jesus to Moses! |
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No you're not. |
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Yeah, and they probably teach you how to do magic tricks! |
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No, Paula Poundstone! Leave me alone! Eyuh! Uh? |
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Distances unfathomable to man. Yea, take hold of my robe, Stanley,
and do not open your eyes. |
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At least I'm not the boy in the plastic bubble! |
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So it's up to all you new Blainetologists to get as many people there
as you can. Whoever gets the most people to come gets a prize! |
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I think Stan might've been right. Anyway, I think it's going too far.
I mean, if I kill myself, it's gonna make my family really sad. |
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How many times have you felt like nobody knows the real... you? |
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...to drown ourselves, you will need to lie on your stomach, face down,
until you die, as such. |
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Sweet Salvation! |
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I don't think I'm very happy. I always fall asleep to the sounds of
my own screams. |
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And then I always get woken up in the morning by the sounds of my own
screams. Do you think I'm unhappy? |
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Uh that's what I said. Sea Man. |
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Then we get to be in David Blaine's secret club? |
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It's alright. Everything is as it should be. |
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Of course. I know you, my child. Come in. |
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Any religion that requires you to pay money in order to move up and...
learn its tenets is wrong. |
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So long, Super Best Fools! |
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I cannot face him alone. We must get the help of all the super best
friends. |
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Wait a minute. At his performance David Blaine said something about
trying to get tax-exempt status. |
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Well we can't give them tax-exempt status, either, Karl! |
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Cartman! We've been brainwashed, don't you see? We don't have to do
this! |
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I told on yoo-ou. I told on yoo-ou. |
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Some transition music. |
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Oh. Well, I guess it worked a little better on people 2000 years ago. |
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Yugh. Uh, okay, try again. |
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We spent all afternoon learning about how we aren't actually happy.
I had no idea how unhappy I was until today. |
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Damn. That guy is the coolest guy in the universe! |
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He would become unstoppable |
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Oh,don't worry, I have a few more
miracles up my sleeve. |
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Okay, jus... s think about your card... okay, look
at me... Look at me... Look at me... okay, now reach
up your ass. |
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Was that the card you picked? |
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I'm not in the way. You are. Are you unhappy with the Church's teachings?
Let's just talk about it |
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He was raised in New York city by a decent family, but a freak washing-machine
accident at the age of 12 made him learn the ways of the black arts. |
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That's it? That's how you did that trick? |
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No, they just convinced you that he's a brilliant man! Let's go! |
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Ha-I'm not Kyle, I'm Butters. I thought you were Kyle. |
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