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I really
thought I did everything, until I tried to do it alone... *fart*
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Well, boys,
it's rehearsal time and your Terrance and Phillip haven't shown up.
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You care
about Mother Earth, don't you? Well, what the hell, I already flew
all the way out here!
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That's what
I was gonna say, you're an asshole and this is mostly your fault.
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This is Terrance
and Phillip, Behind The Blow. Wow!
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Oh my GOD
what's wrong with their heads! It's alright, darling, they're just
Canadian. (Long version)
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Here is a
missile for you! *fart*
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When fans
tuned in to see John Schneider and instead were treated to the canadian
made-for-TV movie, they were enraged, bewildered and SCARED.
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After almost
being executed by the American government, Terrance and Phillip were
eventually returned to Canada.
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The National
Earth Day organization has chosen South Park as its location for the
Earth Day brainwashing Festival!
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You care
very much about the Earth, DON'T YOU?
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Yeah, you
must have a lot of catching up to do, but let's rehearse first.
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Thank you
for being a part of this important event! Whatever, where's my check?
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Global warming
is going to kill us all! The republicans are responsible!
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Maybe you
need some... convincing. Carl?
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What's HE
doing here?
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Are you guys
official presidents too? Don't talk to us, kid.
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Cartman panics.
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Oh, dude!
Gay!
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Excuse me,
is this where the Earth Day crap is happening?
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Look, if
you don't come and do this show, I'll make you eat your parents!
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I'm not doing
nothing with that fat ass egomaniac!
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Say Terrance,
can you tell me who farted? He sure did Phillip!
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I say you
four boys are up Fart Creek without a paddle!
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I'm sorry
but the four of us can't help tomorrow night. You... WHAT?
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Boys, you've got... three hours to get those two
back together. Do I need to remind you what will happen if you don't? |
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Good luck, boys. |
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I'm in! Here, call me at this number with the details. |
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I don't think we're female groupies or random sluts. |
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Excuse me, which way is the bus station? |
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Phillip is a HACK! |
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The whole Hamlet scene. |
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You're a huge fan alright! |
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Jesus Christ! That was fast! Well, what should
we name it? How about Jerry? |
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You can get Terrance and Phillip to perform? |
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Kyle, none of this would be happening if you hadn't
LIED in the first place! You lied, and then you lied to cover up your
lie! |
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Wow, yuh-you guys are gonna see Terrance and Phillip
Live? |
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Guys, we have no choice. We're gonna have to move
away. Environmental activists don't use logic or reason. |
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Look, Kenny, everything turned out okay! |
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Sh. We're watching "Behind the Blow," m'kay. |
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I'm looking for a mechanic. Can you tell me how
to get to the auto garage? |
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No no no! I mean, could you tell me the directions
again without you farting? |
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Why the heck didn't you tell me you were the mechanic? |
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The full mechanics sketch. |
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The point is, Phillip and I are through. And apparently,
so is the act. And so is the money. |
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And Terrance and Phillip are more important than
Mother Earth? |
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Oh! Thank God. The last thing I need is more kids. |
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He left because he wanted to do "more serious" stuff.
Last I heard, he was doing Canadian Shakespeare in Toronto. |
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This eco-happy crowd is thrilled and waiting in
anticipation for the arrival of Terrance and Phillip, who are promised
by these four boys. |
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It was so great meeting you. I feel like we really
shared something. |
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Earth Day, huh? That sounds like a very noble cause.
How much does it pay? |
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Heheh, heh, no problem, heh. No problem! |
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Then get in the "Official Presidents of the
Terrance and Phillip Fan Club" line. |
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Ih-it'll be okay. |
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And now, as promised, here are TERRANCE AND PHILLIP,
on video! |
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Look, we could we could probably get Terrance,
but he'll be perfoming with this other guy. |
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...And so ends "Punky Brewster, Behind The
Blow." |
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Oh wow! We had quadruplets! |
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Kenny's a random slut. |
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You don't need to see Terrance and Phillip. |
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Republicans are ruining the earth. |
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We promised people Terrance and Phillip, not a
video documentary! You've ruined the earth for the last time, boys! |
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You don't understand: we saved Terrance and Phillip's
lives once. |
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Can I just have you sign my breasts? |
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Think of all the endangered species that will
now vanish because of you! Carl! |
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It's old and stale! I mean, do you really think
that fart jokes are funny for that long? |
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Ah, well, we were thinking how cool it would be
if you and Terrance got back together for a reunion and- |
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You know who wrote all the Terrance and Phillip
stuff? ME! Phillip never did anything but read his lines! |
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They told us that "Phillip. He's the one with
talent. Just get him for Earth Day." |
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One night and one night only, see all your favorite
Terrance and Phillip bits live! |
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Beef and lamb, chicken and ham.
Step to the left and clap your hands! |
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Jesus Tapdancing Christ, is this thing ever gonna
end? |
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Wow, dude, Terrance got really fat. |
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Ladies and gentlemen! Put your hands together for...
Terrance! |
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How are we all feeling tonight? Pretty good? Uh
oh. |
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Hey, do you all remember this one? |
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And now, for some classic Terrance and Phillip
comedy! |
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Dude, what the hell is going on?! Why did they
replace Phillip? |
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And now here's a classic Terrance and Phillip sketch
that I wrote back in '62. |
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Look, buddy, all I'm trying to find out is What's
the guy's name that farted? |
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Yeah, fatass, this is their famous Mechanic sketch. |
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I'm not making any money because everyone wants
to see Phillip. Why? What the hell does Phillip do? |
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I got 'em! Four tickets, 68th row, to Terrance
and Phillip! I waited in line since 3 this morning! |
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I was just watchng this video, I ah-. You know,
I've never seen it before. |
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Good, because it's up to all of you to get lots
of people to come.and make it look great. |
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Some transition music. |
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That's right, Terrance. You should only let trite
things come between your asscheeks. |
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But I warn you: You'd better not promise things
to Earth Day people that you can't deliver. Earth Day people can be...
eheheh very unforgiving. |
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Something very terrible has happened in the world
of Terrance and Phillip, and we've got to find out what. |
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Why is it that every time somebody sees me they
have to say, "Hey, where's Phillip?" Like we're freaking
married or something! |
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Their will is strong. |
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Oh, Kyle, you just made a huge withdrawal at the
First Bank of Lies. |
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Work, children! We only have two more days
until Earth Day! Work! |
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That's it! I ain't doin' nothin' with Kuko the
Whale! |
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Oh, there you are, boys. I need Terrance and Phillip's
information so I can tell them their schedule. |
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