Butters' song.

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Naw, Linda! Because you can't now say that the abductor is Costa Rican! You have to learn to keep it straight!

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I just did, and it, and it grew from there and it spun out of control, and- eh, ugh, DAMN YOU, INTERNET!

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LIAR! Tell us what you know you God-damned LIAR!!

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I think I know the perfect anniversary present for Mom. But what are you doin' with your weiner out there, Dad?

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I have to get to South Park. Eh, if you give me a ride, I could pay you the four dollars I made at the titty bar.

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Oh well, when I want a chipotle bleu cheese bacon burger at Bennigan's, I forget all about my dad... bein' queer and my mom tryin' to kill me.

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Ya see, sometimes telling a little white lie is okay. Like, for instance, when you catch your father jacking off in a gay men's bath house.

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Well, that's four fingers; try five.

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Yeah. I could use some God-damned poontang myself right now. Have you ever been to Bennigan's, Mister?

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They built it with the bones of two hundred Chinese laborers who were massacred in '34. Yeah. Lotta history down that road.

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You know, you can call a shovel an ice-cream machine, but it's still a shovel, Mom and Dad.

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End credits theme tune.

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Condit: I spoke with the FBI and some Puerto Rican guy has just made their Number One Most Wanted, heh.

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Well you're the one who couldn't back it up with a description, stupid!

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He also lost someone close to him and thinks it something to do with the same Puerto Rican guy that hurt our kids.

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Yep. He went in there and wrestled with all kinds o' guys. He wasn't too good, though. This one black guy had him pinned down for firteen minutes straight!

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You know somethin' that you're not telling us, you slimy, scumbag LIAR!!

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Wow dude, your dad's a perv and your mom tried to kill you.

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