This season's theme tune

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But how are we gonna get the balls put on Butters' chin?

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...Boy with balls on his chin. Haven't seen you around. How long have you been on the circuit?

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Do you or someone you know have a disfigurement or disability that we can exploit on the Maury Povish show?

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Boy with Balls on Chin doesn't wanna picket.

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Oh, hello, folks. Uh what's the problem?

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Maury, I am out of control. Yeah, I use drugs. I can do what I waunt, bitch! Yeah I have sex, and I don't use protection! It's my hot body; I'll do what I waunt!

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They look great on you, Butters. They really do.

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Yeah, they'll make up a fake condition to go on these shows and then take our money away!

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Eh now gosh darnit, fellas, my name's not Kenny! Kenny's dead.

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Do they go, "Oh, gross. What the hell is that thing"?

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Oh, Jesus, see me through this.

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All right, everyone. Stay tuned, because next we're gonna meet a woman who head was smashed in on a locker! And we're gonna giver her a makeover!

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Can you tell the audience how miseable your life is?

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Aaahhh well, aaahmm, ...I guess they call me uh, Chinball Boy, and uh, Ballchin Boy, nnnd when I, when I'm walkin' they'll say, "Hey, there goes Chinballs!"

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Serves me right! Puttin' balls on my chin and lyin' about it. Why I, I should be grounded for a month! Why do I do these things? Why can't I behave myself?

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