...'Scuse me ...am I being fired?

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No it isn't, stupid blubberbutt!!

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Welcome to Shitty Wok. You rike to try Shitty Chicken today?

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His name is Jared, he lose some weight. Shitty Wok food sure sells great. Yeah, okay. That sound good. Saw if he lose weight eating Shitty Wok, I pay use to use him in commercial.

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You are such a flabby hunk of crap!! Look at those jelly rolls!! Jelly rolls I tell ya!! You still got seven chins, boah!! You'll never be thin!! Nobody loves you!!

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His name is Garrison, Mr. Garrison. He lost ten pounds takin' Jared's lead-

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...and a lifetime of free food at City Wok.

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I can't lose weight, Butters, 'cause I'm not fat. I'm big-boned. You can't slim down bones, stupid!

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Aw, man, if I was older, I would totally start jacking off right now.

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Oh, gee whiz, I'm not.. uhwatchin' television, Dad, I'm just... layin' around jackin' it.

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Twenty-two point three years. That's how long it takes for something tragic to become funny.

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The liposuction is a process of siphoning out the excess fat.

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Well ah, loosen up, you vaginal belch.

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Oh no no no! I ain't gettin' married; my parents will ground me!

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His name is Jared. Jared lost weight eating Subway and ...

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Oh stop your bitchin' Butters! Kenny woulda took it like a man!

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That penisbutt didn't lose weight eating sub sandwiches. He lost weight because he ate less of them and exercised.

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Nope. We wanna show the world how healthy your food is. Our fat friend here is going to lose forty pounds eating at Shitty Wok.

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This is unbelievable! How many times have we told you not to have self-performed liposuction surgery in our house?!

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Well you don't sound like me. My name is Butters and I'm a little pussy who won't halp his friends make money.

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