Do you guys smell that? It smells bad out here, too. I'm starting to think this whole town smells like doodoo.

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I can't lose another friend. First Kenny and now Stan? All I'm gonna have left are you two douches.

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You know, when somebody is sleeping and you put your finger up your butt and then, wipe it on their upper lip to give them a little Hitler mustache? You've never Hitlered anyone?

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Okay, you see what he did? He French-fried when he should've piiza'd. You French-fry when you should pizza, you're gonna have a bad time.

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Rolls off the tongue, doesn't it? Say guys, how'd you like to tell that hot secretary "I've got a nice little place in Aspen"? Hahaha. Just kidding, wives.

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Stan Marsh [laughs] Stan DARSH is more like it.

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Hey, little dude, you got some crap right here.

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You see, that ski run was once a burial ground to a tribe of vampire wichicaw who ate the flesh of children with no eyes. Yah-, a lot of history on that ski run.

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Oh my God! You got the red sticker!

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U-u-uh, Stan, ya-you gave it your best shot, and that all Jesus asks of you.

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