Aw, dude.

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Well you made me eat veal and didn't tell me what it was. So go ahead and be angry, you baby calf-killing bitch!

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Check it out, you guys. I'm calf-curling.

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Now, out here you can see our cattle. This is where the magic begins as the cows eat and sleep and prepare for certain death.

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uh, you're right. What reason do you have to trust me? I'm just a guy from Lakewood trying to make ends meet, you know? Just a blue-collar guy like your dad.

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All right. Then we're gonna have to eat Butters.

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O! At least I have as ass, Jew!

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What did I tell you, Stan! We save some baby cows from being eaten, and now we're no-good dirty God-damned hippies!

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Hokay, but if you want my help you have to give it just a little kiss.

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Well, if we called it "little baby cow" people might not eat it.

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Can't go on. Need... food...

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No, Uncle Jesse, no!

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Well, lessee, in the last three point two seconds you've called me "fatass," "butthole," and "douchebag." I really don't feel like you guys's friend.

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You see, with veal the whole key is keepin' the cows chained so they can't walk around or get any exercise. That way, their muscle tissue stays soft, and makes for tender veal.

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City kids get to go to museums for field trips. We get cow farms.

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Dude, we gotta help them.

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