I'm gonna go out on the town and find ten gallons of sea men.

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Cartman coughs

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Be you not jealous, Jew. I am creator of all things, yea.

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Take all the beer cans in South Park and have them shaken up in a huge mixer at the paint store so that-

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Everything's gonna be okay, you guys! Life isn't so crappy after all!

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Uh Goddamnit, how come every time I think of something clever, the Simpsons already did it?

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I am god of the sea people!!! I am master of their great sunken empire!!! Mo-o-om! I'm god of the sea people!

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Here: let me sing you a little song that might cheer you up. Sometimes you kill your teacher and they find your semen in her stomach, and uh Wait! What the what?!

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Soon, all people will have to live like moles! They will love only to remember with sorrow how great the sun used to be!

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Okay, Kyle, you're being a Negative Nancy. Stop it. Eh, unless you want everyone to call you Negative Nancy from now on.

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"We look for pirates and search for gold... Life is an adventure with the Sea People": Cartman's "Sea People" song.

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Stupid Simpsons...

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They package brine shrimp and sell them to kids? That's not right, man!

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Haha! Time to wreak havoc on the world that shunned me!

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Oh man, that is waaay too much pressure!

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What the fuck is this?!

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