Give me that print, George! We need to make the alterations!

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We have to care more about later sometimes, you know? I think that's what separates us from the Steven Spielbergs and George Lucases of the world.

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Yes. Change Raiders of the Lost Ark! Why didn't we think of it before?!

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...Well then we're gonna end up freezing his hellish heart with a cool island song.

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In the tropical isle with the coconut tree, the air is fresh and the people are free.

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Yeah! We can form a club that takes food stamps from poor people and then sells them back to the government for a profit.

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All the E.T. effects have been digitally upgraded. All the guns have been digitally changed to walkie-talkies. And the word "TERRORIST" has been changed to "HIPPIE."

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We believe that films are pieces of art that must be preserved from the perverse hands of their agent filmmakers..

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No! He's right. We have to freeze his hot heart with a cool island song.

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Those rams can do to us what they will, Mr. Lucas, but we'll never stop trying to protect films.

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You have a heart made of ice, Mr. Lucas, and so we're goin' tuh melt your icy heart... with a cool island song.

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Think about it. Spielberg? Jew. Lucas? Jew. Kyle? Jew. Coincidence?

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Now, either you stop with these faggotronics or we'll find someone to replace YOU!

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Okay, Tweek, let me tell you something: You've been our new friend now for two weeks, okay? And I've gotta be honest with you, it isn't going well.

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I told you guys: never underestimate the power of a free hat.

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As the makers of dreams, we like to speak ...for the children.

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In this version, the word "WOOKIE" has been changed to "HAIR CHALLENGED ANIMAL" and the entire cast has been digitally replaced by Ewoks.

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Man, that new version must have sucked balls.

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We believe that films have to be taken away from people like Steven Spielberg and George Lucas because they're insane.

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Just answer me this, Tweek: What do you see as "positive" about toddler murder?

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I'm gonna blow up the print, Spielberg!

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