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Sounds from "Child Abduction is Not Funny" PDF Print E-mail
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Bang! You're dead, Tweek.
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He would have sprayed your brains all over the floor and then taken your body off to the woods.
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Then we aren't too late. His name is Frederick Johnson. He's been abducting children by dressing up like the Ghost of Human Kindness for over a year now.
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Ey, fuck you, Mongorians! Tryin' break down my wall!
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Then why don't you get into the back of my van, and I'll drive you home.
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Relax, Tweek. I am not here to hurt you. I am the Ghost of Human Kindness.
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Go Cows! Go Cows! Go Cows! Go Cows!
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God-damnit, how come every time us Chinese put up a wall, stupid Mongorians have to come and knock it down?
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God-damned Mongolians!! You break down my city wall foda last time!!
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I don' build wall. I just own un' operate City Wok.
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Oh, I get it. Just because I Chinese, you think I build wall. That i' bullshit! I'm not stereotype, okay?
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Mr. Lu Kim, tear down this wall!
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Jesus Christ, dude, they've done some stupid crap before, but Jesus Christ.
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The mongolians speak.
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Oh! Oh rook! Rook, my very own Mongorian Trojan horse! Gee, what a surprise! I guess Mongorians aren't such crappy, smelly people after all!
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Dude, sometimes I think our parents are really stupid.
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We just wanna make sure nobody hurts you, Junior, m'kay?
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Yes, but standing out here yelling "Rabble rabble rabble" isn't going to help anything.
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That's it! Remember, son! Rememmmber!
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Say hello to my little friend!
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So weak. So weak, dude. Man.
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At least I'm not a stupid Jew.
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Why did you go and have to be abducted, Tweek? Now all our parents are freaking out!
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Staaan. Your name... is Staaan!
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