¡La caca de moreno no es aquí! ¡Aquí es verde, señor! ¡Es verde! ¡Arriba arriba!

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...oh man, could you all excuse me for a second? I think I'm gonna crap my pants.

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Here we are, face to face, "My Future Self -n- Me"...

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Go have sex with yourself, asshole! I'm not that stupid!

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Yeah, didn't you see that commercial where it says that if you have pot you could become a terrorist?

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Well, I did Ecstacy once. Me and my girlfriend took it and we stayed up all night having... sex.

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I'm going to tell him that I dropped out of school and went to prison for eight years, where I was sodomized. In the ass.

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There, see? I touched marijuana. I'm not a terrorist, I didn't shoot anybody, and I don't feel like doing more drugs now. No big deal.

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It's just a show! It doesn't have any fucking effect on me, for fuck's sake!

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Oh my God, it's the past!

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Oh God, who smeared crap all over our walls?! Oh Jesus, it smells! Oh!

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And then we can make our weiners bigger, and have the lady massage them.

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See? Spackle gently. Lo marrado. Gently, see? Marrado.

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My life has gone completely downhill ever since my future self moved in. I hate him! All he ever wants to do is watch Becker. And that show is so stupid.

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Now you know my terrible secret!

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Poop-smearing is the hot ticket right now, Stan, and... have you seen the poop swatches.

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This lady'll massage your weiner for ninety-five dollars. Well that's a pretty good deal.

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Shut up, Cartman!

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What we're going to do, Butters, is we're going to wait for your parents to leave the house, and then, smear all the walls... with poop.

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Oh, dude, it's so bizarre!

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Oh man, this is so messed up.

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Stan's a loser!

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That is so awesome!! Thank you God! Oh praise God!

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Ohhh, that makes me angry! Why, if Professor Chaos were here he'd make everyone pay!

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Ohhh. Wait. Stan becomes this douchebag?

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How about this: uh, we'll lure your parents out of the house, and then we'll kill them. Uh, we'll cut them up into little pieces and feed them to the dog

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Look, you can make your weiner bigger in just three weeks.

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Wow! Neato!

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