All right, detectives, let's get one thing straight! I do not agree with your methods! You're uncontrolled, and you're negligent! But by God you get the job done.

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Can't we? You guys are playing Detective. We're playing FBI. That gives us jurisdiction over you!

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Your story is full of holes and I'm gonna beat your ass if you don't start tellin' the truth!

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Will you get off my back?! It's hard enough I gotta work the beat, and now I gotta come home to your nagging?!

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You got careless! Now, I don't know how they do things down at that dog-and-pony show they call the Fourth Grade, but here we have rules!

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I was up there poundin' my weiner for two days straight, aaand finally, I thought about Stan's Mom's boobs, and this little timy spooge of... this white stuff came out.

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Those junior detectives and their heroicly reckless ways! Murphy! Jenkins! Hopkins! Get in there!

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Dance? Anyone like a dance?

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Ohh, right, you're supposed to pull and mager...venate your weiner really fast.

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You're good cops, but you let your emotions get in the way! And your little "shoot first ask questions later" technique has no place in this century!

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Well, supercops, looks like I'll be taking in all the money now. I'm in business alone. And that means that the only person I can't trust... is myself.

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Wow, look, you guys! Our first dollar!

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And get some more cookies and coffee! We're not paying you to sit on your ass!

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"Why won't she let me eat that pie? Why does she always stop me from doing what I wanna do?!" His only solution became obvious: Kill her!

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Time! Time is what we need, but time is something we ain't got!

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What have you got, Marsh?

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Just because your parents can afford better toys than ours doesn't make you better than us!

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Hey, you owe us a dollar, lady.

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