Listen, Stan. SARS is destroying our people. The Native Americans put it in the blankets they gave us.

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Well, I guess we all learned that South Park is more than just a town. It's a community that nobody can split up.

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We're not moving, assfaces!

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Bear walked into a bar. Bear said to Deer, "May I please... have a drink?" And so Deer said to Bear, "Why the big paws?"

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Yeah! We dress up all our dogs in little outfits, and parade them down the street. It'll be so adorable!

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Yeah, well, maybe we should- ...wait. Twenty-six thousand dollars??

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You're all a bunch of God-damned pussies!

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How much do we have to raise, Mayor?

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An inward journey? That sounds kind of gay.

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I, I saw something, someone spoke to me and... told me the middle-class white way to cure SARS. Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup, Dayquil, and Sprite.

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Stan? Okay? You just don't understand the fine points of gambling. You're never supposed to stop when you're on a winning streak.

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Pony said to Coyote, "I am very mad at Eagle. Will you yell at him for me?" Coyote said to Pony, "Why can you not yell yourself?" And Pony replied, "Because I am a little horse."

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