File Name |
Description |
Size |
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"Get it? A *hard* time..." |
126 KB |
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"I need to put my penis in a woman's vagina. Any takers?" |
18 KB |
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"I've been laid, like, 5000 times..." |
109 KB |
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Butters Sings |
191 KB |
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"Then the hard penis sneezes milk inside the lady's tummy..." |
167 KB |
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"Hey, can it jackass!" |
93 KB |
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"Even though what she's saying now isn't interesting at all, you say 'Wow! That is interesting'" |
307 KB |
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"Women walks the streets with corns on their feets" |
102 KB |
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"I'm so glad you think so Shauna, because I really want to stick my penis in your vagina" |
146 KB |
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"Jimmy, why don't you come here and write down the name of two narcotics?" |
131 KB |
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"We're going to an authentic Italian restaurant" |
84 KB |
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"The only thing that didn't fall was the price of gas..." |
155 KB |
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"You paid me, so you getta do me" |
90 KB |
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"OK, that was the Goth Kids with 'Talent Shows are for fags'" |
147 KB |
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"I've been working on my routine all year long" |
137 KB |
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"Jimmy, there's nothing wrong with random erections" |
122 KB |
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"We find out which act [the judges] hated the least..." |
32 KB |
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Butters and Jimmy discuss the birds and the bees |
119 KB |
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"Well, Birtha, I was wondering if I could stick my penis in your vagina?" |
83 KB |
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"I'm sorry I resorted to calling you Jackass just now" |
51 KB |
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Butters practises for the talent show. |
90 KB |
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"Mr. Mackey is gay..." |
162 KB |
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"No room at the inn, Virgin Mary" |
13 KB |
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"They call me Nutgobbler" |
146 KB |
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"Well, Jimmy the girls here are young and pure" |
257 KB |
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"Ooof..." |
5 KB |
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"Follow that pimp and ho" |
14 KB |
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"Well... because Jimmy's pitching a tent right now" |
73 KB |
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"The quicker you shut up, the quicker this will be *over*!" |
91 KB |
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Cartman doing select readings from "Scarface"... |
167 KB |
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"You go on the date and wear an ear-piece. And I'll be nearby secretly telling you all the right things to say" |
106 KB |
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"Sometimes, when I'm sitting in class my penis becomes hard for no reason..." |
123 KB |
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"You got a problem, bitch?" |
179 KB |
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"That's good enough for me... Take me to bed" |
103 KB |
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"So, if you like we can take off our shirts and kiss" |
174 KB |
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"Sir, sir, that is *my* ho" |
64 KB |
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"I told you to write down any difficult questions you had..." |
199 KB |
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"Who's dropping bombs in there? How about a courtesy flush?" |
33 KB |
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"I've got an infected urinary tract, I've been pissing blood for a week" |
201 KB |
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Ike Sings |
177 KB |
