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Sounds from "The Spirit of Christmas: Jesus vs. Frosty" PDF Print E-mail
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Frosty the Snowman, was a jolly, happy soul, with a corncob pipe and a button nose and 2 eyes made out of coal. There must have been some magic in that old silk hat they found, for when they placed it on his head...
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Dude!

What?

Don't put the magic hat on the snowman!
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Why?

Because if you do, he's going to come to life!
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Cool!

No, its not cool! My, my sister, in, in Minnesota, put a hat on a snowman and it tried to
kill her!
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Fuck him. Let's do it anyway.

Yeah.
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There must have been some magic in that old.silk hat they found, for when
the placed it on his head...
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Weird music plays as Frosty comes to life and attacks.
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Oh my god! Frosty killed Kenny!
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Dude, I told you not to put that fucking hat on Frosty's fucking head, now didn't I?
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I'm sorry Mr. Rocket Fucking scientist. What are we supposed to do now?

I don't know what we're suppose- WAIT! I bet he can help us.

Who?

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Ho ho ho! Whoa, whoa now, tell me what happened, slowly.
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Ok, we were just building a snowman and all of the sudden he came to life-

I told him, I said, "Don't put the magic hat on the snowman." and he did it anyway, and he
killed our friend Kenny and now he's going to kill everybody!
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Did he look kind of like this? Arrrgh!

Yeah, kind of like that.

Yeah, exactly!

Agggh!

Grrrr!
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You know, I don't think that was the real Santa Claus!

Oh, no shit, Sherlock!
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You know, thanks to you there isn't going to be a Christmas and there's nobody left to
help us.

Oh, Christ!

Jesus!
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Jesus, we beseech thee in this time of need.

Fuckin' Frosty!

Dude, dude, this is Jesus! You don't say fuck in front of Jesus.
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Go Jesus!
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Our Saviour!
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That sucked, I'm sure glad that's over with.

But you know, I think I learned something today.

Yeah! Don't put the magic hat on Frosty.
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No, I learned about the true Spirit of Christmas.

Really?

Yeah, Christmas isn't about Frosty, or Santa.
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You're right, its about Jesus.

No, it's not even about Jesus either.
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Well, then what's it all about?

Presents!

Yeah!

You see? Presents!
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Hey man, let's go home, I know where my parents hide my presents.

Cool!

Yeah!
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So he waved goodbye saying, "Don't you cry, I'll be back again someday!"
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Introduction Music
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